Pug in my hotel lobby - fuckin' thing had a rash on its face that made it break dance in circles.
Trying to get Mila to do the sign for me that he'd been teaching her for a month prior to my arrival.
Who gets out of the shower wearing BlueBlockers?
Rita and Mila.
If you're ever in a pissy mood, just sharpie eyebrows on the nearest dog.
Steve's book launch party at Empress of China.
What the hell? Is my head the tiniest head in the history of man?
You'd think we were slow dancing.